girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.