prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(via seanp0donnell)

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via phantom-troupe-hisoka)

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via seanp0donnell)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via seanp0donnell)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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(via rainbowleader)

  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.